http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=42

You know what? Fuck that shit. Everyone for all eternity is gonna complain about Navi and how annoying she is. She is nothing — NOTHING — compared to Fi from Skyward Sword. Navi is a fucking baby is comparison. What did she do? Oh yeah, about once an hour she'd say, "Hey! Listen!" and tell you your objective. Fi fucking does this shit every three seconds. Let me give you an example. You pass by a door that has a lock for the boss key on it. She'll stop all the action to say, "Master, this looks like the door to the boss room" as if you couldn't fucking tell. Then later on a guy says to you, "The boss key is over here." She'll pop out and say, "Master, I can determine with 90% certainty that this man is talking about the key for the boss door." Really? He just fucking said it. What the hell is that 10% doubt for? Cartesian perhaps? 10% for maybe we're not all actually here and it's a dream? Of course when you finally acquire the damned key she'll have to tell you that this is the boss key (95% chance of course), and inform you when you approach the door that the key goes in there.

And this shit happens all the fucking time.

I don't understand why people aren't talking about this more. She is singularly the most annoying Zelda character of all time. Give me Midna back. She was a bitch in the beginning, but she had a personality, showed character development, and turned out to be kickass in the end. And at least Navi would shut the fuck up the moment you entered a dungeon. Fi only shows vague emotion on two separate occasions, says nothing that I couldn't figure out myself, and never leaves me alone. Why the hell aren't there dozens of comics dedicated to her?