Wednesday, November 13, 2013

First for your consideration, here is Willis Tower:

And now:

Me: WTC is now tallest building in the US, as it should be. Fuck Chicago.
Moham: Yo, fuck Chicago.
Me: Yo, so the Willis Tower was the highest before. Take a look at that shit. It's so ugly. We can't let that be the tallest building in America.
Moham: That shit looks like they ran out of legos halfway during construction.
Me: Who the hell designed it? Who fucking agreed to that design? Why is there no shame?
Moham: It looks like it was symmetrically designed at one point, and literally took chunks off random parts of it to make the top taller.
Me: "Fuck New York. Let's make this random building taller than theirs."
Me: "But sir, we don't have enough supplies."
Me: "Then grab some shit at the base and put it on top!"
Moham: Yup. Just take that shit and put it up there.

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