Alex: http://www.gameskinny.com/86y1l/ffviis-gold-saucer-a-stand-alone-economy
Alex: Um...
Me: You know, I feel like Gold Saucer should take a few notes from Disney.
Me: Because they did everything in their power to keep their customers from feeling sad.
Me: Like, how much does it hurt business knowing your customers have to walk through a tent city to get to your entrance?
Me: How many were robbed?
Me: How many took one look and walked away?
Alex: It would be like opening a Disneyland in a Brazilian slum
Alex: But after reading that article, it seems like Disney is slacking in some key ways
Alex: Like by allowing their employees to leave
Alex: And not having a monopoly on games.
Alex: And gambling, and ghosts
Me: I'd say, "And not owning a giant prison," but I think I've heard rumors of a detainment center in there... although they can't hand out life sentences.
Alex: Imagine that?
Alex: They give you the electric chair and everyone is wearing Mickey ears
Me: Goofy is the one who pulls the switch.
Alex: Uh-hyuck! Aw shucks fries prisoner