My mother, the queen of disparaging remarks:

Me: Hey Ate Neneng, when do you wanna clean the stuffed animals?
Mom: What's this? What's this about the stuff animals? Don't buy anymore!
Me: I'm not! I'm just cleaning them.
Mom: Are you retarded? Do you have the mind of a child? Is that why you have these stuffed animals?
Me: I just like them! I'm not playing with them.
Mom: Are you lonely? Is that it? You need these things?
Me: I just think they're cute. All I want to do right now is clean them.