Me: Yo son.
Me: Some asshole used my number (maybe by accident) to get quotes on transporting a truck.
Me: And now I'm getting endless calls and texts about it.
Alex: lmao
Alex: so people are just calling you up and giving you quotes?
Alex: about moving a truck?
Me: Pretty much. I've gotten two dozen calls and about ten texts.
Me: It seems the rate is about $1000.
Alex: you should just start haggling with them
Me: What the fuck is truck transporting anyway?
Me: Do they mean driving the truck from one location to another?
Mel: Because if that's the case, that's expensive.
Alex: it's confusing
Alex: does it mean moving somethign by truck or does it mean moving truck... by truck
Alex: maybe they put the truck on another truck
Me: $1000 for putting your truck on a truck?
Alex: either way i think we need to get into the truck moving business
Alex: next time they call you, you gotta get some info out of them
Me: Find out about the competition.
Alex: yes.. and what the hell we'll be doing with trucks
Me: Do either of us have trucking licenses?
Alex: i drove a U-haul once
Alex: pretty sure that confers an honorary trucking license
Alex: i did crash into a parked car and wreck his front bumper
Alex: but that was mostly his fault for parking there
Me: When we're transporting a truck, we could just drop it on his car next time.
Alex: we should prepare a list of questions for when the trucking guy calls again
Alex: like, how many trucks can you fit inside a truck
Alex: and, does being banned from u-haul mean you can't be a trucker?
Alex: what is road-head and how can i get it?
Alex: what are the perks, how many floozies can truckers expect
Alex: if you're delivering a truck, how bout cost saving by just getting someone to come get their own shit
Alex: you gotta ask the hard questions
Alex: and when they call again and give you a quote of 1000 dollars
Alex: you gotta say
Alex: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BLOW I CAN GET FOR 1000?
Alex: ...and then tell me the answer cause i'm curious