I saw Alberto randomly recently in a park as he walking a dog named Lulu. Later on I texted him about it:

Me: Gonna be honest with you: When I heard the dog's name was Lulu, I spent the whole meeting trying not to make FFX jokes.
Alberto: Those jokes would've been way over my head, I know nothing about FFX lol
Me: I suspected so, which was the only thing keeping me back.
Alberto: Haha sorryyyy. I know noooothing about most FF games lol
Me: I know. You have failed me.
Alberto: ;________;
Me: Never has my trust been so thoroughly betrayed.
Alberto: I-i'm sorry....
Me: I thought I had my friends beside me, but I see only traitors.