Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Ate Neneng requested a CD player with bluetooth that's portable for her to carry around the house while she's working. As I was browsing through amazon I found some promising candidates, but the product description wouldn't list whether they could use batteries. At this point amazon's feature to ask questions comes in, and this is when I ran into the wall that is the stupidity of humanity. Why the hell are people incapable of answering a simple inquiry? If you don't know, don't say anything. You're just wasting all of our time. Here are some examples:

Q: Can it run on batteries:
A: Not sure, but the CD player stopped functioning within 2 weeks. I don't recommend.
That's fucking great. Why not just mention that problem in the review instead of talking about the CD player to someone who clearly didn't ask?

Q: What type and how many batteries does it use?
A1: I bought it for my grandson. He absolutely loves it. I don't know about the batteries. Sorry.
Thanks for giving all the useless information whilst simultaneously declaring you don't know the only pertinent one to the situation.
A2: Batteries.
???? Yeah, we've already established it requires batteries. That was stated in the question.

Q: Could I sync it with Pandora by bluetooth?
A: Unfortunately we haven't tried any Bluetooth operation as of yet.
Then why did you open your mouth?

Q: Does the repeat feature repeat the whole CD or just one track?
A: I returned mine. It was defective.
Again, put that shit in the review, not when someone's trying to collect data!

Do people not understand the reason behind this feature? Do they just want to create chatter to see their own names on the internet? Reading this gives me flashbacks to jury duty, when potential jurors droned on and on about pointless bullshit like how many ounces are in a gram instead of answering the question the attorney posed. Is most of the populace like this and I don't realize it because I just sit in my room all day?

1 comment:

  1. You should know the majority of the world is like this from the internet. Check out any forum or comment section.

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