Saturday, April 18, 2015

"You're stronger than anyone in your generation in the village?" Where the hell did Danzou get that from?

If you look at the data books, Akamaru is four years old during part 1, which means he's about seven during part 2. How the hell does a dog remain about a foot long during the first four years of life and then gain about 900% more mass after that?

I think I said this at the time on xanga, and I'll say it again: Naruto, you must have the eyes of a god to be able to see that tiny-ass Konoha symbol from such far a distance. It must from be from years of hanging out with Jiraiya and trying to peep at woman.

I think Kishimoto was trying to create an "oh shit" moment with Kabuto being the spy, but we all saw him actually siding with Orochimaru coming from a mile away.

Oh shit, Japflap! I forgot about those fuckers. Why the hell were we downloading from these French dudes? Toriyama's World, Inane, Japflap... Was it mangastream after that?


Kabuto, you're mad dumb. You're facing the incarnation of Kyuubi itself right now, and your first thought is just to charge right at him? What was the end game here? Try to sever his heart muscles like you did years ago? You think that shit is gonna work when this crazy bubbly chakra is there?


Orochimaru, you're not any better! "Lemme deck him in the face and see how that works out." Great fucking plan right there. That was the best thing you could come up with?

I wonder how Yamato trained for this. I mean, it's not like anyone else in the village has the First's ability to seal bijuu. Whom could he turn to for guidance?

Considering Sai's slutty clothing and Orochimaru's penchant for collecting young boys, I wonder if Denzou's game was to get Sai into Orochimaru's bed for easier access to Sasuke.

Kishimoto attempted to make Sai's book this mysterious thing that may have the answers to everything, and the following week we just saw it was stupid picture book. And even the solution to the mystery — him and his brother holding hands — was just dumb.

Also, Jesus Christ Yamato, can you look at something without seeming like you're about to rape a small child.

I usually don't like the colored splash pages because they're usually not very good, but I'll admit this one was kinda funny. I'm trying to imagine what sort of lesson that is. Must be serious judging from Iruka's expression.

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