[12:56:23] gattsu456: Yo.
[12:56:34] gattsu456: I had a dream that I had to fix up an oil rig.
[12:56:52] gattsu456: So I stuck some gum into this crack, and then I climbed to the top and started dancing.
[13:00:23] Dun 4 Hire: I was trying to figure out how I could tie that into FFVII, but I couldn't.  However it sounds like it would be a perfect minigame for that.
[13:00:39] gattsu456: Oh man, that would be amazing!
[13:00:47] gattsu456: The Turks are at the top blowing that shit.
[13:00:56] gattsu456: You climb up a completely different reactor and start dancing.
[13:01:07] gattsu456: At the end, you get 50 gil.
[13:02:13] Dun 4 Hire: Probably because you pressed the wrong buttons.
[13:02:23] Dun 4 Hire: Yo, remember when you had to do drills in front of Rufus?
[13:02:26] Dun 4 Hire: If you fucked up just a little bit
[13:02:29] Dun 4 Hire: You fucked up so bad.
[13:02:31] Dun 4 Hire: So fucking bad.
[13:02:34] Dun 4 Hire: There was no way to recover from that.
[13:02:41] Dun 4 Hire: Especially if you pressed the wrong direction.
[13:02:54] Dun 4 Hire: You're showing Rufus your back while everyone else is facing left.
[13:02:59] gattsu456: Yo, fuck that. Remember the march?
[13:03:58] Dun 4 Hire: Honestly I found that more difficult.
[13:04:09] Dun 4 Hire: I was never able to get a good score on that.
[13:04:11] Dun 4 Hire: I don't know how.
[13:04:23] gattsu456: I never once got a good score.
[13:06:13] Dun 4 Hire: Has anyone ever?
[13:06:27] Dun 4 Hire: I had the old BradyGames strategy guide, and they were explaining the possible prizes
[13:06:41] Dun 4 Hire: And I went, "Surely you got that from Squaresoft directly because I refuse to believe you figured that out on your own."
[13:07:51] gattsu456: I'm fairly certain they made the other solders walk at a different rate than you could.
[13:12:21] Dun 4 Hire: On top of that you're supposed to be moving your gun too.
[13:12:30] Dun 4 Hire: AND the ratings change when you're talking with your superior officer!
[13:12:59] gattsu456: ... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR GUN??
[13:13:54] Dun 4 Hire: Yeah, press O to move the gun!
[13:14:05] gattsu456: WHAT.
[13:14:16] Dun 4 Hire: You're supposed to mimic the dudes there too!
[13:14:18] gattsu456: I DON'T THINK I EVER KNEW THAT.
[13:14:22] Dun 4 Hire: 'Cause they're moving their guns!
[13:15:28] Dun 4 Hire: I got a video of a guy getting 69%.
[13:15:29] Dun 4 Hire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFAzMuiLEd0
[13:15:36] Dun 4 Hire: But yeah, the guns are moving.
[13:15:49] Dun 4 Hire: So it is fucking possible.
[13:17:33] gattsu456: I love it.
[13:17:43] gattsu456: Usually when you upload shit on youtube, you upload your best possible shit.
[13:18:08] gattsu456: This shit's so hard he only got to 69%.
[13:18:13] Dun 4 Hire: Hahaha
[13:18:15] Dun 4 Hire: Honestly?
[13:18:20] Dun 4 Hire: I don't know why the ratings are going down.
[13:18:32] Dun 4 Hire: If shit is fucking up, you'd think more people would tune in to see that shit crash and burn.
[13:19:38] gattsu456: Yeah!
[13:19:45] gattsu456: The botched scenes are the ones you see on youtube.
[13:19:50] gattsu456: With millions of viewers.
[13:21:21] Dun 4 Hire: Who the hell says, "Oh man!  That guy can't dart out from an alley and join a fucking unit properly.  Fuck this, I'm gonna watch soap operas."
[13:21:33] Dun 4 Hire: ALso, I love how each one of those blocks conveniently had a space open for you
[13:21:37] Dun 4 Hire: As if they were expecting this fuck up.
[13:22:17] gattsu456: "Okay, make sure you leave a spot open on each line so the guy that fucks everything up has a place to be when he comes to fuck more shit up."
[13:24:01] Dun 4 Hire: "Let's have him be one of three people in front of Rufus so he can fully appreciate the extent of this guy's fuck ups."