You have to be there to find this as funny as Moham and I did, but I'll try to explain: In Grandia a very muscular woman joins our party and says we should meet her husband because he knows the old lore and would be able to help us on our quest. Over and over she talked about her husband: how much she loved him and missed him and how she couldn't wait to return home and see him. Now, because of her body structure, I expected her race to be something like the orcs from World of Warcraft: Although ripped as fuck, the females are still smaller than the males. I thought when we met him, he would be huge.
When we entered the town, she squealed in delight at seeing him, and then the camera panned over to show us this:

It took about 0.5 seconds for this image to register before Moham and I collapsed in laughter. Our lungs literally were hurting for the next two hours because we howled so much. That probably was the last thing I imagined her husband to be. And the worst part is this isn't interspecies! Every single male in town is some sort of adorable cow creature! How high were the designers tripping when they designed these people? It doesn't add anything to the game; after commenting he looks like a bull, the characters just moved on with their lives. So why make him like that? It's so ridiculous I started laughing again as I uploaded this picture.
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