Rizhall: Okay, here's the issue.
Rizhall: I wanna go to the kitchen.
Rizhall: But the floor's really cold.
Rizhall: I have slippers.
Rizhall: But they make a growling sound whenever I take a step with them.
dundun: A... growling sound.
dundun: Not a sqeaking noise.
dundun: A ... "growling" ... sound.
Rizhall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKGr8JAQtMc
Rizhall: Specifically this sound.
Rizhall: I guess it's kind of a squeak.
dundun: Why the fuck is nothing in your life normal?
Rizhall: Come on, man.
dundun: I want you to go to that video you just sent me.
dundun: And think to youself
dundun: "If I played this for anyone in the world and asked them what they thought it was, would 'sound slippers make' be on the top 25 guesses they'd make? No, no it would not be, because that would be insane if anyone's slippers made that."