Babysitting:

Kid: Let's play farm!
Me: OK, what do we do?
Kid: I'm the pig, and you're the farmer!
Me: OK. Whew, it's morning time! I gotta feed my pig. What does the pig want?
Kid: Bacon!
Me: Uh.
Kid: The pig wants bacon!
Me: ...Why does the pig want bacon?
Kid: Because bacon is delicious!
Me: Can't argue with that.