[21:20:01] Dun 4 Hire: So when was younger, I was too lazy to bring the cans from sliced peaches and pineapples to the recycling
[21:20:07] Dun 4 Hire: And I would leave them in my room for long periods of time.
[21:20:11] Dun 4 Hire: Like, really long periods of time.
[21:20:23] Dun 4 Hire: Once I left a pineapple can in my room for literally months
[21:20:29] Dun 4 Hire: And when I finally picked it up
[21:20:41] Dun 4 Hire: The residual pineapple juice at the bottom had turned silver and viscous.
[21:50:38] gattsu456: Jesus.
[21:50:48] gattsu456: You remember M&M Minis?
[21:51:01] gattsu456: The ones that came in those plastic cylindrical cases?
[21:51:15] Dun 4 Hire: Yeah!
[21:51:32] gattsu456: So one time, after finishing one of those, I stuffed about 20 toothpicks into the case.
[21:51:40] gattsu456: And filled it with water and hid it behind the TV.
[21:51:47] gattsu456: And then I forgot about it.
[21:52:02] gattsu456: About 8 years later, my parents were wondering what died in the living room.
[21:52:33] gattsu456: Turns out it was that, and everything inside was brown and viscous.
[21:52:37] gattsu456: And!
[21:52:42] gattsu456: The toothpicks weren't in there anymore.
[21:53:38] Dun 4 Hire: Wait wait wait wait wait.
[21:53:44] Dun 4 Hire: See, mine is explainable: laziness.
[21:53:53] Dun 4 Hire: Yours is... you had an idea to fill that with... toothpicks and water.
[21:53:57] Dun 4 Hire: ....Why?
[21:54:14] gattsu456: Thinking back on it... I have NO idea.
[21:58:16] Dun 4 Hire: I'm trying to think of scientific experiments that could be useful in and I keep coming back to the conclusion that you were doing something really stupid.
[22:01:06] gattsu456: Come on!
[22:01:08] gattsu456: I uh
[22:01:40] Dun 4 Hire: Yes?
[22:02:03] gattsu456: I had a complicated childhood.
[22:04:29] Dun 4 Hire: Listen, we all went through Aeris' death together. Some people expressed their grief in different ways. My brother screamed as he grabbed the TV screen. You apparently put toothpicks into a mini M&Ms container, filled it with water, and left it behind the TV for eight years.
[22:04:53] gattsu456: Someone had to do it.
[22:05:31] Dun 4 Hire: I'm certain it's what she would've wanted.
Saturday, June 27, 2015
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