[12:54:55] Dun 4 Hire: Beanbag chairs are fucking dangerous, son.
[12:55:04] gattsu456: Shit.
[12:55:06] Dun 4 Hire: I just passed out for about two hours.
[12:55:08] gattsu456: Did it finally start attacking you?
[12:55:13] Dun 4 Hire: It is gaining sentience.
[12:55:20] gattsu456: It is slowly stealing your soul.
[12:57:57] Dun 4 Hire: That is its method; it makes you sleep and then quietly sucks it out as you are unconscious.
[12:58:16] gattsu456: In week, it will be Riva, and you will be the beanbag.