I woke up this morning to find our internet and cable were out, so I called Time Warner to find out what's up and the dude told me they needed to send a technician out to fix it. This is how our call ended:

Customer Service: I hope that solved your problem, and remember that if there are any more issues or questions, you can always go onto our website and talk live with a representative.
Me: I can't. As we just discussed for the past half hour, I don't have any internet.
Customer Service: Uh...
Me: Hahaha. Sorry, I know you have to speak a script, but it was kinda silly. Thanks a lot. Have a nice day.
Customer Service: Um... yes, you too sir. Ma'am.