[01:45:34] gtaex2739: there's something coming out in japan called Resident Evil: The Real
[01:45:47] gtaex2739: that one looks like it will be more fun cause it actually involves guns
[01:45:55] gtaex2739: and you're not guaranteed to win
[01:46:07] gtaex2739: also
[01:46:13] gtaex2739: i know this has probably been said a million times already
[01:46:40] gtaex2739: but what the fuck is it about the japanese that makes it impossible for them to do an english check
[01:46:56] gtaex2739: all you have to do is have 1 dude on staff who you go to and ask, does this make sense?
[01:47:02] gtaex2739: no? ok then we'll change it
[01:47:08] gtaex2739: instead you get resident evil: the real
[01:47:24] gtaex2739: that should be our business
[01:47:42] gtaex2739: we literally just proofread 1 titles for things
[01:48:07] gtaex2739: does this title make sense?
[01:48:09] gtaex2739: no
[01:48:11] gtaex2739: the answer is always no
[01:48:26] gtaex2739: or we just lie and say yes to make our lives easier and collect a comission
[01:49:15] Dun 4 Hire: We could also ask them what they intended in Japanese and say we translated it for them
[01:49:23] Dun 4 Hire: And make up something completely different.
[01:49:30] Dun 4 Hire: "Resident Evil: The Final Kick-Ass."
[01:49:56] gtaex2739: resident evil: ultimate dildo
[01:50:23] Dun 4 Hire: Resident Evil: Search in the Red Light District.
[01:50:40] gtaex2739: Resident Evil: The Anus Within
[01:51:08] gtaex2739: Resident Evil: Snake Vagina
[01:51:45] Dun 4 Hire: "You know, we wanted to name it just Resident Evil 7."
[01:52:07] Dun 4 Hire: "I know, I know, but trust me. This is why numbers are so trickly in English. A longer way to say 7 is 'snake vagina.' "
[01:52:22] Dun 4 Hire: "It sounds more professional."
[01:53:34] Dun 4 Hire: Actually, isn't Resident Evil supposed to be Biohazard?
[01:53:37] Dun 4 Hire: What the hell happened there?
[01:57:10] gtaex2739: yeah.
[01:57:12] gtaex2739: yeah
[01:57:54] gtaex2739: Resident Evil: A Glimpse through the Translucent Window
[02:07:28] gtaex2739: Resident Evil: Glimmer of Semen
[02:08:26] Dun 4 Hire: You could go on for hours with this shit.