Because I casually asked Harlan's girlfriend how good the FitBit is, of course they got me an Apple Watch. I look at this and wonder how the fuck do I wear this as well as my regular watch? I really like that. But I have to keep the Apple Watch on because she's monitoring my exercise now. Supposedly the screen of the Apple Watch will light up if it realizes you're lifting your wrist to check it, but I've found this only works half of the time, and when it does there's a good chance the time won't be the default screen. I just was asking about the FitBit! I wasn't making definite plans.

On the other hand, it's pretty hilarious that the first day I wore this I worked off 984 calories whereas Harlan's girl only got 313. Any ideas on how accurate these things are?