My neighbors love shopping at Costco, but usually their bounty is too much for their two-person household so they give the extra to us. When it's stuff like limes or apples, that's OK. But they just handed me twenty-five tulip bulbs. Tulips are gorgeous, but holy shit they are a pain in the ass to plant since you gotta dig deep. I can feel a headache coming on thinking about doing this, but hey maybe these are the flowers I need to populate the lower garden.