Me: Where do you keep your dueling gloves?
Peguero: Next to my coats.
Me: Greene needs it.
Peguero: What happened to his?
Me: He isn't a lawyer so he didn't get one.
Peguero: It's a common misconception that only lawyers can get dueling gloves.
Me: Then who else gets them?
Peguero: Anyone over the age of 18.
Me: I haven't gotten mine!
Peguero: It's not like it automatically arrives in the mail on your 18th birthday! You have to apply and pay the application fee.
Me: That sounds like more government bullshit. What as a lawyer are you doing about this?
Peguero: Nothing. I support background checks for dueling gloves.
Me: But people would just use jock straps otherwise! Do you want a jock strap thrown at your face??
Peguero: Dueling gloves are dangerous, we can't let convicted felons and violent people have access to them. It's impossible to control the illegal use of jock straps, but that doesn't change that we must be careful about dueling gloves.

OK Greene, now you know.