Me: When I was in a doctor's waiting room today, there was a lady dressed up like a dog and hissing at other patients.
Peguero: ...Was the doctor a psychiatrist?
Me: No! It was just a regular doctor!
Peguero: What kind of dog was she dressed as?
Me: Dalmatian.
Peguero: Solid choice.
Me: What would be a bad one? Caucasian shepherd?
Peguero: Lab would have been a boring choice.
Me: Dickwolf?
Peguero: Begging your pardon?
Me: Dickwolves!

Peguero: I... I don't know what to do with this information.
Me: Well, at least you now know this is a thing and not just me saying random shit as usual.
Peugero: Just because there's a drawing doesn't mean it's a "thing."
Me:
Look, a dude is drawing it for an audience! It's a thing!
Peguero: WHY IS THIS A THING

Now let's see if photobucket deletes those two pictures.