Mohammed and I discovered to our delight if you text "Happy New Year" in iOS 10, fireworks start popping up. We spent the next fifteen minutes testing out different greetings — "Happy birthday" and "congratulations" were successful, "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Channukah" were surprisingly not. But of course this would naturally lead to the next step:

Moham: Here's what we gotta do.
Moham: We gotta get one of us the job that is in charge of this shit.
Moham: Then we make a "Cuglife!" one.
Me: Two things.
Me: 1. I love how we now have to hone our skills and career just to be able to get the managerial position to decide these things.
Me: 2. What graphic image would even embody the cuglife?
Moham: 1. It is our duty. Who else could do it?
Moham: 2. That is a very good question. Shit.