On the eastern pedestrian walkway on the Broadway Bridge -- never the west one -- there are ripped pigeon bodies. It's rare you will see an intact corpse. It's either a wing, or a headless one that's missing its chest, or just the head, or just a wing and half a torso... I guess this is due to the 1 train that may be hitting pigeons that perch by the tracks, but why are the bodies on only one side of the bridge and why are they on the walkway at all, which is far from the tracks? Regardless, you have to carefully navigate through a graveyard of pigeons.

The other day I was distracted. I heard a crunching noise and saw I had crushed a decomposing ribcage.

Jesus Christ.