Fun times babysitting:

Kid: When you grow up, what do you want to be?
Me: I'm already grown up. I'm an adult.
Kid: No, you're not.
Me: I'm not? Why am I not?
Kid: You have parents!
Me: Huh?
Kid: When they die, what do you want to be?

God, I'm afraid for their parents when that kid reaches age eighteen...