Me: Bullshit. Nintendo World doesn't have all the amiibos. Where the fuck do I buy those then?
Peguero: You must go on a quest to find them.
Me:
Peguero: See. You help that lil guy out and he rewards you with an amiibo.
Me: I dunno man. Cat quests are always suspicious.
Me: "I need you to harvest the souls of the innocent."
Peguero: Yeah, cats are pretty shady. But he'd probably still give you what you seek.
Me: But at what cost?
Me: Will I no longer be worthy of heaven?
Peguero: You must look within yourself and decide if it is worth what you could lose.
Me: An amiibo or the Pearly Gates... It is a hard choice.
Peguero: Life is full of tough decisions.

Seriously though, what the fuck! Why is this so difficult! I just want three, why can't I find them?