Me: http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/123373669368/bob-the-golden-retriever-is-best-friends-with#.VZ2_AkaME0o
Paul: This was so cute I shit myself.
Me: What I love about myself is you never know what'll happen when you click on a link I sent you.  It could be cute animals.  It could be a dick pic.
Paul: Truer words were never written...you psycho.