[18:14:00] gtaex2739: yeah i like korean food but i can't eat it every day
[18:14:15] gtaex2739: it's a lot of soup, which i'm not a huge fan of
[18:14:27] gtaex2739: and then seafood which i like but don't love
[18:14:38] gtaex2739: and then a lot of amazing snack food that's still just snack food
[18:14:46] gtaex2739: or splurging on amazing korean barbecue
[18:14:50] gtaex2739: can't do that too often
[18:15:17] gtaex2739: and if it's not that, it's drowned in this firey death sauce
[18:15:27] gtaex2739: which gives me pretty epic diarrhea
[18:15:29] gtaex2739: like clockwork
[18:17:40] Dun 4 Hire: You think Greene would be able to handle it?
[18:19:34] gtaex2739: yeah
[18:19:40] gtaex2739: the spice level is fine
[18:19:53] gtaex2739: but the diarhea is annoying
[18:20:07] gtaex2739: i'm not talking about normal diarrhea where you sit down on the toilet and you're like.. hmm, that can't be healthy
[18:20:19] gtaex2739: i'm talking about, you're halfway through the meal and you're like.. uh oh, this is coming out NOW
[18:21:07] gtaex2739: i'm talking about diarhhea so potent, i eat at the diner a block away from my house and i'm still worried i won't make it home in time
[18:21:37] gtaex2739: there will come a day where i shit my pants on a date
[18:21:42] gtaex2739: i have already accepted that as a reality
[18:22:41] Dun 4 Hire: You should bring extra underwear with you on all dates.
[18:22:57] gtaex2739: i'm not sure underwear can contain it
[18:23:02] gtaex2739: i'll need a full change of clothes
[18:23:04] gtaex2739: including socks and shoes
[18:28:45] Dun 4 Hire: "Hi, sorry I'm a little late... why are you carrying around a duffel bag?"
[18:28:52] Dun 4 Hire: "Equipment I may need for this meal."
[18:28:55] Dun 4 Hire: "Equipment?"
[18:28:57] Dun 4 Hire: "Don't ask."
[18:29:04] gtaex2739: *shits self