Still talking about pointless shit:
[19:41:46] Dun 4 Hire: REmember when that homeless guy burned a switch a few years ago and they said it'd take 30 years to fix it?
[19:42:21] Dun 4 Hire: That shit better be more complicated than the Mars rover.
[19:43:58] gattsu456: Or the Large Hard-on Collider.
[19:44:48] Dun 4 Hire: Oh! Oh! A rover inside of a dildo collider.
[19:45:12] gattsu456: TWO ROVERS WITH DILDOS ATTACHED.
[19:45:46] Dun 4 Hire: FUCK MARS. JUST MAKE TONS OF ROVERS WITH DILDOS.
[19:46:08] gattsu456: SEND THEM AROUND THE WORLD TO GET SOME HOT DICKING DONE.
[19:46:52] Dun 4 Hire: AND ISN'T THAT SCIENCE SHOULD BE DOING FOR HUMANITY?
[19:47:18] gattsu456: THIS IS THE DUTY OF EVERY AMERICAN.
[19:48:59] Dun 4 Hire: THIS IS THE GIFT OF THE UNITED STATES TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.
[19:49:11] gattsu456: THIS IS WHY WE ARE THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.
[19:50:48] Dun 4 Hire: AMERICAN INGENUITY WILL SAVE US ALL.
[19:51:51] gattsu456: WE ARE THE ONES DESTINED TO LEAD HUMANITY TO GREATNESS.
[19:55:01] Dun 4 Hire: THE ENTIRE EARTH WILL CELEBRATE OUR NAME.
[19:55:26] gattsu456: ALIENS WATCH IN ENVY AT OUR MENTAL CAPACITY.
[19:57:40] Dun 4 Hire: HOW FUCKING AMAZING WE ARE. WE HAVE ROVERS THAT CAN GO TO OTHER PLANETS AND GIVE HOT DICKINGS.
[19:58:09] gattsu456: WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE FUTURE. A FUTURE OF HOT DICKINGS.
[20:02:15] Dun 4 Hire: HOW GLORIOUS IT IS!
[20:08:56] gattsu456: THE HEAVENS SHAKE AT THE THOUGHT OF SUCH BEAUTY.
[20:11:07] Dun 4 Hire: THEY WEEP THAT THEY COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF SUCH MAGNIFICENCE THEMSELVES.
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