I'm playing the Animal Crossing game for the 3DS, and the suicidal tendencies of the bugs is absolutely astounding. I can somewhat understand their willingness to jump into the sea when I'm chasing after them with a net like some sort of deranged maniac, but sometimes I'm not even doing anything. I'm just sitting there, minding my own business, fishing for carp or something, and then suddenly this scorpion in the distance just runs off the bank of the river and splashes to a watery death below. Not tthat I mind less bugs in the universe, but I'm thinking maybe we should hire a therapist for them.