Moham: You know what annoys the fuck out of me and makes me jealous?
Me: What?
Moham: I have a friend named Du Dang, and whenever he types something, he replaces the word "do" with "Du."
Moham: "I'm not sure what to Du."
Me: Son. Surely you can combat him with Moh.
Moham: Would it be apparent enough?
Me: Not as easily, but I think it's Du-able.
Moham: Not sure I can take any-Moh of this.
Me: ...Yeah, not as easily. But it can be Dun.
Moham: God dammit.
Moham: I'm so jealous.