Peguero: I feel like we can do better than Butternuts.
Me: All I can say is at least we're better than Massachusetts. Essex? Really? That's the best you can offer? They're probably spending all their time trying to remember how to spell their state that they can't do anything else.
Me: Oh wait, that's Connecticut. Well, my statement still stands.
Peguero: Fetchville isn't any better.
Me: What is that even? Sexually?
Peguero: I don't know! If that's the worst they've got, I am not impressed.
Me: Connecticut and Massachusetts, most boring states?
Peguero: The whole of the Northeast is a disaster. Must be a puritan thing.