Me: Yeah, they've been adding a lot more different fighting styles to Street Fighter. Like Hakan, he's a Turkish oil wrestler.
Harlan: Turkish oil wrestling? What's that?
Me: Oh, it's a bunch of dudes who get into tight, leather shorts and douse themselves in oil. And because their bodies are so slippery, all you can really get purchase on is the dick. So it's basically watching these dudes in leather shorts grabbing each others' cocks.
Harlan: No way. You're making that up. There's no way this is real. (looks up videos on youtube) Oh my god. Oh my god, what are they doing? This is a terrible idea. This is a horrible idea.