Warning: Final Fantasy XV spoilers.

Additional warning: Moham and me acting like fools as usual.

dundun: Yo son.
dundun: Another thing.
dundun: No fucking music in this dungeon.
dundun: Whatsoever for the first forty minutes.
Rizhall: What!
dundun: What the fuck.
dundun: Why do they insist on doing this shit?
Rizhall: Okay, now that dungeon's lost a shit load of brownie points.
dundun: I know, right?
dundun: Bullshit.
Rizhall: That's horseshit.
dundun: We need to find the programmer for this shit.
dundun: And punch him in the face.
dundun: For Shimomura's sake if nothing else.
Rizhall: Actually, yeah.
Rizhall: A few people on that team need a good punching.
dundun: Whoever decided the plot after Leviathan.
dundun: Whoever decided Ignis needed to be blind.
Rizhall: Whoever decided the entire map music choices.
dundun: Whoever decided how to land the car.
dundun: Whoever decided the design of chapter 13.
Rizhall: Whoever decided you can't summon Ifrit or Bahamut.
dundun: Whoever decided Odin shouldn't be in the game.
Rizhall: Whoever decided Aranea shouldn't permanently replace Gladiolus.
dundun: Whoever decided that the information in Brotherhood and Kingsglaive was integral and therefore not mentioned in the game itself.
Rizhall: Whoever decided that stupid frog bitch needed more screentime than Luna.
dundun: Whoever decided that Dino needed to exist.
Rizhall: Whoever decided you needed to pay a subscription fee for a chocobo you name and feed.
dundun: Whoever decided that in order to learn more about your own fucking party, you needed to buy the season pass.
Rizhall: Whoever decided magic should be locked behind consumable items you have to harvest at camps.
dundun: Whoever decided magic could hurt your party detrimentally.
Rizhall: Whoever decided the car would control itself on the road most of the time.
dundun: Whoever decided to ditch most of the spells known in the FF universe.
Rizhall: Whoever decided there wouldn't be any proper healing spells.
dundun: Whoever decided what the default attire should be for Ignis and Prompto.
Rizhall: Whoever gave Prompto that stupid beard.
dundun: You fucked up. You didn't use "decided."
Rizhall: Shit.
Rizhall: All hope is now lost.
dundun: Only because you could not remain strong.
Rizhall: Well, in my defense, I was looking at porn at the same time.
dundun: Porn is the great defense.
Rizhall: Through porn, our sins are forgiven.