First impressions of Portland:

The cars will let you cross even if they have the right of way. It's led to many awkward situations where I stare at the drivers thinking, "What the fuck are they doing?" And the drivers looking at me thinking, "Why isn't this bitch moving?"

There are no trash cans anywhere. I fucking walked three or four miles today trying to figure out how to dispose of my hot chocolate cup and the only one I found was the sanitary napkin dispenser in a public bathroom.

They think giving grocery bags without handles is OK.