Me: What is this casting on shit in knitting and why is it needlessly complicated?
Peguero: It's how you get the yarn on the needle. It's not that complicated, you build muscle memory.
Me:
  Fuck you.
Peguero: Wow, yeah it does look complicated. But it really is muscle memory! Youtube might be helpful, it's how I learned.
Me: I think you're just showing off by this point.
Peguero: Dude, you have actually made impressive things with your magical, magical hands. If I can learn, you can not only learn but also defeat me in knitting combat.
Me: Listen, until these hands can grope eight people simultaneously, they are but useless stubs of flesh.
Peguero: FALSE. I have seen your grand works of art.
Me: But without being able to achieve my dreams, what use are these appendages?
Peguero: Your appendages will help you achieve your dreams! You just have to have faith!
Me: How can I grope eight people at once???
Peguero: I don't know, but by god if anyone can figure it out, it's you.