Gardening season has begun. For those who aren't initiated in the gardening life, there are two types of plants: perennials and annuals. Perennials will come back year after year but annuals die after the first year. If you're good, you got them to seed and can plant them again, but most of us just have to rebuy it again next year. About 80% of our plants are perennials because that is a pain in the ass. We have one exception, and it's the flowers on the porch. If you've ever seen my backyard, you'll know we have these impatiens lining up along the railing. Those are annual. You're probably thinking, "Wow, there are dozens of those. Do you really have the replant those every year?" Yes, yes I do. And that's what's gonna happen in a week or two. I guess I should thank god it's only that and nothing else.

Also, my neighbor has recently started parking his car in his backyard as opposed to the garage. This is the neighbor that shares a wall with us, and that means his car is butting up against our property line... right next to our porch. When I water the plants up there, that shit is gonna get soaked.