Peguero:
My cousin's caughter is turning 3 and her cake legit looks like a wedding cake.
Me: Don't worry; it's not a true wedding cake if there's no dong on it.
Peguero: ...What kind of fucked up weddings have you been to?
Me: What weddings have you been to?
Peguero: Literally not one with a dong anywhere in the decorations.
Me: Oh yeah, some of them are internal. Kinda like when the groom tries to get the bride's garter.
Peguero: SOME of them are internal? What external dongs are there?
Me: Man, you really have not attended many weddings, have you.
Peguero: Maybe this is like those ink blot tests where everything you see is dongs.
me: I think you need to culture yourself.