You're gonna get two this week because I didn't have time on Saturday to make a Naruto post.

Goddammit Kishimoto, we were all joking about his hand-mouths, but we didn't actually have to see an official picture of that.

...I had a fanart of Deidara giving himself a blowjob.

Deidara not giving a shit about anyone in the face of his art is expected, which is why I was surprised by this moment of consideration for Tobi, however fleeting it may be. Too bad Obito was playing him.

If they discussed this later forgive me because I've forgotten, but I don't recall Kishimoto ever elaborating how Obito met up with Akatsuki as Tobi. It seemed as if everyone knew who he was before he became an official member. I'm trying to imagine anyone hanging out with these dudes walking in pairs as they wander around the countryside.

I never really understood how Suigetsu knew Sasuke summoned Manda. "Oh shit, there's an explosion. Maybe Sasuke used Manda to teleport." I guess it's plausible, but it wouldn't be the first thing to occur to me.

Never mind, Suigetsu can keep that. This is what I don't get. How the hell can you smell something from so far away? It's like Neji when he can see miles and miles around. Your brain cannot take in so much sensation at once. Considering Kiba was knocked out from Naruto's fart, what would happen when he smells a sewage dump in the distance?

And now the fun times are over. You will never again see Tobi's stupid run animation in Ninja Storm.

You know, I didn't actually expect Kakashi to become hokage. Like, ever. When they were talking about it here I laughed it off, but then it actually fucking happened. I think my favorite part of Kakashi's hokageship is his fucking stone head on that monument had the damned mask on.

This is really stupid. I can't believe they were called sannin because of this. Can you imagine the following conversation?
Orochimaru: "I am one of the... three people of Konoha."
Dude: "What the hell does that mean?"
Orochimaru: "I don't know. I was just told to refer to myself as such."

I thought that was just a title other people called them, like "the Great" or "the Fair." But no one else was there, so it literally was them walking around after that, saying they were the sannin.

I love how he talks about this as if it's weather patterns. "And today there's a low pressure system, so expect some storms coming in on Friday. And what you really have to keep an eye out for is the upcoming Yankees-Red Sox game because those always bring in the extra malice, so there's a 20% chance of Kyuubi this weekend."

"A pervert without equal"... I wonder what my prophecy would be like.