I am so fucking confused right now. When I was out, mom texted me, "Your package nearly broke my foot when I was bringing it in. What is it?" to which I responded, "I'm only expecting cushions. Unless they used the heaviest packing material known to mankind, I have no idea." I was not prepared for what actually happened. Upon opening the package, I found a firewood grate. Even now I'm completely bamboozled. It doesn't even fit into any of my fireplaces. Who the hell sent this? It's such a random present.