Thursday, January 29, 2015

The Steam game Huniepop is an attempt to take a Japanese hentai game and westernize it. So instead of copious amounts of text and dialogue, you basically have Candy Crush. It's kinda hilarious having to match up shit in order to get a woman horny and then have successful sex with her, although I can imagine the game getting old pretty quickly, especially since it's not that graphic. Either way I watched it being played at Wong's house, which created this situation in French class:

Teacher: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Oh, I went to see my friend.
Teacher: What did you do?
Me: We baked some chocolate brownies, and they were really delicious. I don't really know how to bake, and she's teaching me.
Teacher: That's really fun. Did you do anything else?
Me: We played a lot of video games.
Teacher: What did you play?
Me: ............................

Two things he also taught us: "Mayday," the phrase you should as your plane crashes, is actually French for m'aider (pronounced like... well... "mayday") or "help me!" Also, "denim" is from de Nîmes (pronounced "deh-Neem") or "from Nîmes."

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