It's been a pretty normal semester in French. My teacher's more friendly than usual and really young, but he always answers my questions seriously and in an easily-understandable way. That was until last night. The running joke about French movies is the first ten minutes is sex and the rest is just them constantly arguing. The movie we watched never got past the sex part. About twenty minutes in, I realized it was just porn. There was no allusion to what was happening; you could see everything. The "plot" was essentially an hour of guys cruising by a lake. At some point I wondered why the professor wasn't stopping this, especially since all the men were not very attractive. Why are we watching this then if out of six dudes only one is palatable? I guess to teach me how to say, "Your cock is beautiful," because god knows they wouldn't stop saying that.