I have no idea why I'm so into playing Hyrule Warriors. I've never played a single Dynasty Warriors game, but I get the feeling this is a watered-down version with a Zelda theme. And I'm loving almost every second of it. I didn't expect this.

I do have one complaint, and it's the addition of two characters, Lana and Cia. Because it's a crossover of several Zelda games, they created these two characters to push to explain how all these characters are together in one universe and to move the plot along. Honestly I think they weren't necessary, and each time I'm forced to play as Lana I get pissed because I'd rather use a character I know and love. Cia serves as the antagonist until Ganon comes along, but there are so many people to choose from in the Zelda series that could've replaced her. Zant and Ghirahim are already there, but there's also Vaati, Malladus, or Demise. You don't need to go deep into it; the plot as is isn't that amazing, and Zelda isn't plot-driven anyway. So instead of annoying me, throw in more people I know.

Speaking of that, who the hell is Wizzro? I know there's Wizzrobe, but it looks nothing like them and they were never important enough to be in such a prominent position. Also, Volga? That one boss from Ocarina? When did he become important?

I got Touch My Katamari but I don't own a Vita. What the hell is wrong with me.