In the original Wind Waker Tingle gave you a "Tingle Turner" when you freed him from his cell, which allowed you to connect your GBA to the GC and on it he would help you with the game like give you temporary invincibility or something. I thought the GamePad would be the substitute in the Wii U version, but it replaced with the Tingle Bottle, which allows you to "put a message out to sea," i.e. you can basically send something to a random person in the Miiverse. I immediately thought that is a terrible idea. Knowing the internet, this would devolve very quickly. Sure enough I was almost immediately informed I got a message. It was a screenshot of the backside of a moblin with the message, "Dat ass."

Well, it's great to know the internet did not disappoint me.

I need Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun to end so I can stop wasting my time reading/watching it and move on with my life.