Me: Hey mom, besides Elvis and The Beatles, what other artists did you have?
Mom: Oh, The Doors. Put The Doors down.
Me: All of them?
Mom: No, not all of them. Until they got ugly.
Me: That's... not a great criteria. Can you give me a year perhaps?
Mom: Let me see their list. (Points to a picture of them.) Yeah, until that one got fat. I don't want the fat ones.
Me: That's not helping.