Dad: (Spots a small, clear bag filled with an unidentifiable brown clump in the kitchen.) What's this?
Me: I don't know.
Dad: It must be some sort of Filipino cuisine.
Me: It looks like shit!
Dad: Hahaha, I agree.
Me: That's probably why there's no market for Filipino restaurants. Their food likes like shit!

Seriously, I think that's really half the problem. They haven't figured out presentation.